In the second of a very occasional series, I felt I had to share the google funnel which dispatches the unwary, unwilling and just plain odd to the home of the hedgehog. Here’s a few of the choicer searches with my comments in ():

pretensious (welcome to the motherlode)
unilateral forced nostril breathing (I looked this up on google. I rather wished I hadn’t)
groundhog deterrents (Gun, surely?)
the close brethren (Woooaaah, nutter alert)
fiction underwear fitter (Something I’ve been hankering after myself)
fitting tow bar to partner (A little harsh but useful if you car breaks down and you need to get the caravan home)

Is it just me that finds this fascinating? Oh, fair enough 🙂