… I qualify the word best by substituting “most read”. Not for one single moment would I ever presume that the shit I write exists in some kind of well written hierarchy. No it’s nonsense from day one, self promoting, vicarious, shot through with fibs and inaccuracies and punctuated by random shotgunning of commas and the occasional full stop.

Lately however, I’ve been inundated with at least one email demanding the choicest cuts for the poor newcomer washed upon the prickly shores of Planet Hedgehog. In a cowardly populist move, the selections below are based entirely on number of hits. The few I was most proud of, nobody read. That’s the way it goes with vanity publishing.

So, if you really have absolutely nothing better to do, take a deep breath, ensure many and varied large drinks are in reach around range and prepare yourself for the ramblings of an idiot.

These are mainly in date order, oldest at the top:
Chicksands
Chip’n'Ping
When Bromptons attack
Street Riding
24
Washing machine crisis
A brush with the floor
Bristol Bikefest
Riding when drunk
Hangovers
Hospital Diaries: 1,2,3 and 4
Darts
Lifts
Degrees
Bingo Night
Being Five
Toilet Humour
Five things about commuting
Russ Appeal write up
Crashes
Yoga
Marooned
Recycle
Hobbies
How many bikes?
Altitude Training

…. update December 2007. Same standard. Still rubbish.

Chasing Cars
Double Seat
Are you an Idiot?
Inner Nutter
Maximum
Marketing
Yorkshire nonsense
Short Haul Hell
Flaws to Manual
Proper Nutter
Home is where the bike is
Hope clings me spurnal

Springing into action, a further three month update. Quality remains distinctly average

Hangover Cures
Talent Compensator
The Wizard of Ug!
On The Grout
One Speed, Many problems
Return of the Rant
Of Lice and Van
Fashion Crime
Breaking the Rules

Limping in wet and sodden from a summer of rubbish, here are a few more:

A man walks into a pub
Move it
They think it’s all over
24 hours of ow
Cat in a flap
You get what you pay for
Going Ariel
Hit this, broke that
Puppy Explosion
Updates to this page are likely to be randomly generated. Much like most of the posts

Only a bit of a year later, I’ve found some more. Reading your own stuff again just makes you realise quite how important it is that you get out more.

Connect 5
Walking the dog
Time Machines
Dog days
Revolving Doors
Lights out
The Wrong Stuff
The dog ate my footwear
Riding Buddies
Targets
Waiting for the bus
Compassion Fatigue
My first smartphone
Burn’n'Crash
It’s not Glandular
Rush Hour
Dav 478Y”
Silent Running
MOT
Winning
Not My World
Second Life
Embrace The Mudness